turning myself in
I'm 17 and this is my tumblr, fuckers. So basically its just my entire thought process. Don't expect this to be a happy blog; honestly I'm a tad fucked up. Oh, I also dont give a fuck if you complain about what I post. I will go on long porn streaks from time to time. Check out my music page and feel free to message/ask me anything!
Roll me up in a blanket like a burrito and kiss me
apparently my frikcking seven year old cousin made a club at school called the “no friends club” and basically everyone who doesnt have friends sits together at lunch holy shit hes going to be the next leader of the free world
I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.
This guy is perfect.
when people yell at you for stuff you can’t control
“stop being so nervous”
“there’s nothing to even worry about”
“stop raising your voice”
“why are you being so sad”
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
every episode of scooby doo
- guy: something spooky's happening
- fred: k we'll come check it out
- fred: daphne, velma come with me
- daphne: lol okei
- shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone
- velma: shut up you two
- shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*
- scooby: RAGGY
- shaggy: *oblivious to everything*
- scooy: RAAAAGGGGGY
- shaggy: zoinks!
- *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*
- shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*
- fred: what happened?
- shaggy: M-M-MONSTER
- velma: uh oh
- monster: boo
- all: AAAAH
- *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*
- *they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*
- velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!
- monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*
- velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!
- *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*
- monster: whoops i tripped
- scooby: i captured you
- *they pull the monster's mask off*
- fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money
- suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog
- scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO
- all: *laugh*
i don’t even like when people smoke, but this is so clever and witty
i use to collect shells at the beach for my nonno (granddad) to use as an ash tray, perfect
